Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Depressed

Ever have one of those blah days?
Well for me today is that day.It turned out fine when I woke up but I felt different.I knew today was going to be a depressing day but not this low.Yes I'm not crazy its just that ever since my accident I tend to feel the weather changes coming ,the migraines and the depression.I have been keeping a daily diary and it needs to be updated.
I think i will start putting input of the weather just to see if my diagnoses is correct.Because the quacks i mean doctors don't seem to care.
I mean I go to them and then they ask the same boring questions and then when I talk they don't listen or say no one can feel the weather its a wives tail. Yeah right.
It did storm today and rained off and on.
Which is a good thing in the desert but I can't seem to break this depression mode .
Only when I sleep do I not feel it.I can't sleep all the time.
One day I would like to get up and be how I was before the accident.But now only i know I'm down I look the same and dress the same.And people still ignore me because hey I'm a scary looking guy to most.
Need someone to scare you ex I'm the guy.Need to get that friend away from you daughter or son?I'm the one.I did it once for a friend a long time ago.His 12 year old daughter was seeing a 18 year old.He couldn't talk with his daughter or convince her to stop.SO one day at his house he asked me to put the scare in this boy.
All i did was when the 2 came back to the house i just went up to the girl and hugged her which was normal and glared at him with a look that could kill.After being introduced as a close friend the daughter went to get a drink in the kitchen for here boyfriend.Well i used the time to lean over and say that i sure don't want to go to prison again for someone like him.
She complained to her dad the next day that her boyfriend dumped her for some unknown reason.Which gave him the opportunity to say "see I knew he was no good: after that she went back to her own age group never trusting older guys and always asking her parents for advice.Directory of General Blogs

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Take notice

Hope I get the milk or the burger from this bovine.Pretty cool pic I found .
clipped from www.worldlingo.com
Cow Eating Grass

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Family Funnies

True .My mother in law is one of those people that if she doesn't do it it was done wrong.
I made dinner and all she could say was its OK.But if I was to say that to her she would run to her room and cry for 2 days.One day my wife and I were complaining that we itched all the time.I thought it strange that only we did until I asked the boys.They both said that's why they shower 4 times a day.So I question my wife on what laundry detergent she was using cause maybe it was the soap.Well she assured me that it was not the soap.
So I assisted her in doing the laundry one day and saw what brand she used.It seemed to be a good one.After starting the first load we retired to the den to watch a show when I noticed her mom go upstairs.
The laundry room is there and I heard the washing machine get louder.Hey someone went into the laundry room.At that moment the washer stopped and I
know I heard the door shut .Then the machine started again.
So now I'm thinking she put more clothes in but maybe not.
Well after the show I went up and put the washed clothed in the dryer and a new load in the washer.But just to be sure I marked the soap box on where the level was and placed a dime on top.
Sure enough as soon as I came down up goes the mom.Off goes the machine then back on.
After the machine stopped I went up removed the dry clothes folded them and proceeded to remove the second load.But first I checked for the dime.GONE.And the soap level was down too.
After a conversation with my wife she questioned her mother and she admitted to putting soap in but accused me of not putting it in.
Itchy problem solved.She was doubling the soap amount and we were getting it on our skin which was causing us to itch.She still goes in and adds soap to this day because only she knows the right amount and we couldn't possibly know how to wash clothes.
The funny thing is we have 1 of those new washer that requires little soap and you can only put so much in.So she was complaining after we told her that this machine uses less water and soap.Now I'm waiting to see how she adds more water.









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Sunday, July 15, 2007

CHEAP FERRY


Directory of General BlogsYes this is a ferry system to get from one beach to the next in Brazil.It is scary but just stay calm and in your buggy.These people are experienced.The cost is cheap 5 dollars or so,and you cross the streams or river mouths quietly.I just enjoy the ride on these plus they are non polluting with a friendly chat with the man who poles the raft along.

VERY FUNNY

Directory of General BlogsI just had to post this.How smart of the child to do this.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Jungle life


Directory of General BlogsA sloth climbing a tree.We once saved one of these although it was a baby from drowning in the swift river where we lived in house boats.It was barely alive by the time we got him.It stayed in our day tent where we worked from on the riverbank .And would be there in the morning when we left the boats.When a 3 week period had passed and he had started to eat some leaves we gave him for food one of the workers placed him at the base of a tree.All day he stayed there and night.Guess he didn't want to leave.The next day one other worker kept playing with him but i thought it more like taunting.When the sloth swiped his paw so fast no one saw it.The guys forearm turned red with fresh open wounds from the sharp nails.Told ya.Well later on after lunch we noticed he had moved up the tree about 1 foot.And by the end of our day he was 5 feet up.Boy are they slow.When they want to be.The next morning he was gone.Or so we thought.Around 5 pm there was a large crash behind our tent were he sloth fell out of the tree.After that we laughed and went inside.In the morning there he was 5 feet up the same tree.The following morning we never saw him or heard from him again.Wish i had a camera then but it was not allowed back then

Monday, June 25, 2007

Life get you down:LAUGH"




I was feeling really down and went to watch some comedy vids.This one made me cry but laugh too.And I need to get my head out there are people that move on no matter what.POSITIVE IS THE WORD

Monday, June 11, 2007

surf


The need to surf strikes many.getting there can be a strange situation. would you travel like this? I have seen other modes to the beach in Brazil

lazy


I had a cat like this once. he had to go.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Brazil


Pigs feet for sale in Brasilian supermarket.However the signs indicate on the left pigs hands and the right pigs feet.I guess there is a difference.